How to get up, eat breakfast and get ready for work in 5 mins!

Japanese TV Show: How to get up, dressed, brush teeth, prepare & eat breakfast, bind your tie in just 5 minutes!

Shamwow Dub Parody - Scamnow

SISTER MARY ANN'S GASOLINE

SISTER MARY ANN'S GASOLINE
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out
making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a
block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned.

Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said,

'If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.'

UFC 100 Dave Henderson vs Michael Bisping (Photoshop Pictures)

This card was a great one but the Dave Henderson vs Michael Bisping was tremendous! here are some funny pictures the world has created due to the after math of the vicious knock out!

Henderson defeated Bisping via KO (punch) at 3:20 of round 2!

Moving to Austria - Opening a Brewery

As many of you know it has long been my dream to open a Brewery in Austria. My dream has finally been realized and we will be moving shortly. I thought I would pass along directions to our new place located in the pristine village of Fucking. Keeping things simple, the name of my new establishment will be “Kyle’s Fucking Brewery” and we will only make one kind of beer…Fucking beer. I think it has a nice ring to it: “Can you get me another fucking beer please?”

When you come out to visit, please pay close attention to the directions attached; If you lose your way, ask anyone on the road for assistance. They are a bunch of helpful fuckers. Some advice: Stay on the Fucking road. If you pass the Fucking Church you went too far. Turn around and get back to Fucking.

You will notice that the directions start in the Village of Fucking. If you don’t know how to get to Fucking by now I am not sure I can help you.

Kyle